06-15-2010, 12:38 PM
Jake just likes anything that involves sweaty young men running around and bumping into each other a lot.
And America doesn't like soccer because we are already so much better than everyone else at so many other things, we just don't see the sense in international sports. We can't even be bothered to set up proper olympic teams for national sports like Basketball. International competitions are just a bore when you already have the biggest collection of bombs and aircraft carriers in the world and therefore could beat any of those countries in the only way that really matters.
And America doesn't like soccer because we are already so much better than everyone else at so many other things, we just don't see the sense in international sports. We can't even be bothered to set up proper olympic teams for national sports like Basketball. International competitions are just a bore when you already have the biggest collection of bombs and aircraft carriers in the world and therefore could beat any of those countries in the only way that really matters.