09-29-2009, 03:19 PM
I won't give away where Thudz lives just incase Grieve wants to pvp him but in general as Thudz knows I hate Atlanta.
Actually everything south of the Mason Dixon and east of the Mississippi are all the same. Trash states.
I lived in Atlanta for 5 years and it was complete hell.
The worst food, weather and people in America. Let me just write out my own personal rant on Atlanta.
People with out teeth:
Sweet Tea, Sugar Water and no Fluorindated water = No Teeth
Southern Drawls:
Seriously sir I have no idea what you said...
Need to make an appointment 6 months in advance to see a dentist:
Southern Formula
A + B - C = D
A=Southerners
B= No Teeth
C= No Dentist
D= Long Appointment times for those that have teeth.
Talking Religion:
Every southerner will ask you with in the first 3 questions of you meeting them "Did you find your church ok" How do you know I don't worship the great cow?
Always say your good bye's to your guest before you walk outside in the summertime:
Their are so many bugs outside at night you have to scream in order to hold a conversation.
Droughts:
It is impossible to have a drought when it rains everyday!
Learning to read:
Tyrone is not pronounced Tier One.
Cowetta is not pronounced Cow Wetta
It's no wonder every street name starts in Peach, it's the only thing they can pronounce.
Food:
Food is considered spicy when you put salt on it.
Taco Bell is NOT Mexican food!
I would rather catch Montezuma's in Mexico then eat at Waffle House.
Landscape:
A pile of dirt is not a Mountain. Get over it you don't have mountains in Georgia. Stone Mountain is a pile of rock and nothing more.
No Mam, Georgia isn't all that beautiful in-fact Georgia looks just like Mississippi, Alabama, South Carolina, North Carolina, Tennessee and Arkansas. Flat, hot, bugs and tree's.
You can never own white shoes because eventually the red clay will turn them red FOREVER!
Weather:
Summer runs from April until November. The heat in the summer causes you to do less then a winter in Buffalo. It is a known fact that you can die faster with out air conditioning in July in the south then freeze to death with out a heater in the North East.
If you leave the house with your hair damp, it won't dry the entire day.
Slang:
Sir, Just what exactly does fixin to eat a burger mean? If you need to Fix a burger before you eat it I would like to know how it was broken in the first place??
Things are so big in the south that the simple word big was removed from their vocabulary. In the south it is BigOle.
The south is so lazy that they merged words to save time. Yall is a perfect substitute for the word "everyone".
Traffic:
Everyone watches to much NASCAR because no one here drives less then 80 miles an hour. Combine this with no seat belts at least we keep evolution working since every accident ends in a fatality.
Georgians complain when their average speed dips below 50 and say Atlanta Traffic is bad. LA hasn't seen an average speed of 50 since 1975.
You know you have to many waffle houses when every driving direction you give involves turning at a Waffle House multiple times.
Rituals:
Instead of cremating our dead we throw them in the shed.
If it is offensive we will put it in writing on our trucks.
We will invite even the people we hate to a party.
We will wave to people we don't even know.
If any one is threatening to jump off of a building anywhere in Atlanta the first thing we do is bring all traffic to a stop!
I fucking hate the south.
Vllad
Actually everything south of the Mason Dixon and east of the Mississippi are all the same. Trash states.
I lived in Atlanta for 5 years and it was complete hell.
The worst food, weather and people in America. Let me just write out my own personal rant on Atlanta.
People with out teeth:
Sweet Tea, Sugar Water and no Fluorindated water = No Teeth
Southern Drawls:
Seriously sir I have no idea what you said...
Need to make an appointment 6 months in advance to see a dentist:
Southern Formula
A + B - C = D
A=Southerners
B= No Teeth
C= No Dentist
D= Long Appointment times for those that have teeth.
Talking Religion:
Every southerner will ask you with in the first 3 questions of you meeting them "Did you find your church ok" How do you know I don't worship the great cow?
Always say your good bye's to your guest before you walk outside in the summertime:
Their are so many bugs outside at night you have to scream in order to hold a conversation.
Droughts:
It is impossible to have a drought when it rains everyday!
Learning to read:
Tyrone is not pronounced Tier One.
Cowetta is not pronounced Cow Wetta
It's no wonder every street name starts in Peach, it's the only thing they can pronounce.
Food:
Food is considered spicy when you put salt on it.
Taco Bell is NOT Mexican food!
I would rather catch Montezuma's in Mexico then eat at Waffle House.
Landscape:
A pile of dirt is not a Mountain. Get over it you don't have mountains in Georgia. Stone Mountain is a pile of rock and nothing more.
No Mam, Georgia isn't all that beautiful in-fact Georgia looks just like Mississippi, Alabama, South Carolina, North Carolina, Tennessee and Arkansas. Flat, hot, bugs and tree's.
You can never own white shoes because eventually the red clay will turn them red FOREVER!
Weather:
Summer runs from April until November. The heat in the summer causes you to do less then a winter in Buffalo. It is a known fact that you can die faster with out air conditioning in July in the south then freeze to death with out a heater in the North East.
If you leave the house with your hair damp, it won't dry the entire day.
Slang:
Sir, Just what exactly does fixin to eat a burger mean? If you need to Fix a burger before you eat it I would like to know how it was broken in the first place??
Things are so big in the south that the simple word big was removed from their vocabulary. In the south it is BigOle.
The south is so lazy that they merged words to save time. Yall is a perfect substitute for the word "everyone".
Traffic:
Everyone watches to much NASCAR because no one here drives less then 80 miles an hour. Combine this with no seat belts at least we keep evolution working since every accident ends in a fatality.
Georgians complain when their average speed dips below 50 and say Atlanta Traffic is bad. LA hasn't seen an average speed of 50 since 1975.
You know you have to many waffle houses when every driving direction you give involves turning at a Waffle House multiple times.
Rituals:
Instead of cremating our dead we throw them in the shed.
If it is offensive we will put it in writing on our trucks.
We will invite even the people we hate to a party.
We will wave to people we don't even know.
If any one is threatening to jump off of a building anywhere in Atlanta the first thing we do is bring all traffic to a stop!
I fucking hate the south.
Vllad