Buying a Straight Razor

[Hoofhurr]

I feel like gilette is fucking me in the ass every time I buy a pack of their razors. It leaves me raw.

Might I suggest a lube before you decide to make such a dramatic change in your lifestye like switching to a straight razor? Every relationship has it's issues. Be strong. Work it out.

Are you going to suggest a gillette brand of lube with an ever increasing number of active ingredients that they will use as justification to continually upcharge me for?