05-17-2009, 07:10 AM
Diggles Wrote:Staracker Wrote:war will always be a necessary event as long as humans are on the planet. its a way to keep the population in check, not unlike great plagues.
that and we can test/refine/research new weapons to prepare for the inevitable alien invasion
Or the great Zombie uprising (hey robots can't become Zombies!),
Or when cats learn to use tools and decide to kill us all.
Or when the great robot uprising occurs we need to have all the technology and robots we can get to battle the rising robot rebels. Hmmm maybe that last one isn't such a good idea. Never mind everything will be fine. That smoke you see is safety smoke. That means it's for your safety.
A-LA-BA-MA MAN!
HE'S QUICK, HE'S STRONG, HE'S ACTIVE!
You can take Alabama Man to the bowling alley, where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco!
HE CAN BOWL, HE CAN DRINK, HE CAN DRINK SOME MORE, ALA-BA-MA-MAN!
When wife asks him where he's been, just use the action button and Alabama Man busts her lip open!
"Shut up, Bitch!"
"Wow!"
BEATS HIS WIFE AND SLEEPS IT OFF, A-LA-BA-MA MAN!
HE'S QUICK, HE'S STRONG, HE'S ACTIVE!
You can take Alabama Man to the bowling alley, where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco!
HE CAN BOWL, HE CAN DRINK, HE CAN DRINK SOME MORE, ALA-BA-MA-MAN!
When wife asks him where he's been, just use the action button and Alabama Man busts her lip open!
"Shut up, Bitch!"
"Wow!"
BEATS HIS WIFE AND SLEEPS IT OFF, A-LA-BA-MA MAN!
