01-29-2009, 02:48 PM
Gnarnok Wrote:Jakensama Wrote:I wish Anne Coulter finally came out and admitted she was born a man.
Wish granted, Anne Coulter announces she was infact born a man and had a sex change. This announcement creates a frenzy of people rushing to go under the knife as sex changes have become a new fad. ~50% of people have the operation and start their own religion. It's called "Guess?" and they wage war on the remaining normal people. Everyone dies in Transexual World War 3.
I wish it was 3:00 mst
Wish granted but the side effect is another ripple in the space time continuum. Back out again pops Democrat Dustie. This time he takes no prisoners and wages war on anyone who refuses to listen to Bruce Springsteen and like it.
I wish I didn't admire Bruce Springsteen and Warren Buffet so much.
"Hamilton is really a Colossus to the anti republican party. Without numbers he is an host within himself. They have got themselves into a defile where they might be finished but too much security on the republican part will give time to his talents and indefatigableness to extricate them. We have had only middling performances to oppose to him. In truth when he comes forward there is nobody but yourself who can meet him. His adversaries having begun the attack he has the advantage of answering them and remains unanswered himself. For God's sake take up your pen and give a fundamental reply to Curtius and Camillas" - Thomas Jefferson to James Madison