Corrupt a wish

[Gnarnok]

I wish Anne Coulter finally came out and admitted she was born a man.

Wish granted, Anne Coulter announces she was infact born a man and had a sex change. This announcement creates a frenzy of people rushing to go under the knife as sex changes have become a new fad. ~50% of people have the operation and start their own religion. It's called "Guess?" and they wage war on the remaining normal people. Everyone dies in Transexual World War 3.

I wish it was 3:00 mst