01-28-2009, 01:44 PM
Gnarnok Wrote:wish granted, except all of your new wishes must pass through this corruption process, your life is about to change drastically.
I wish I had my new quad core already.
Wish granted, you have been selected by Homeland Security to be the Guinea Pig for a new citizen tracking system. The system requires a new Quad Core Processor be surgically and permanently implanted onto your brain stem. All of your thoughts and actions are now controller by Nancy Pelosi.
I wish the earth were swallowed by a super massive black hole.
"You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass." - Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto
Every citizen should be a soldier. This was the case with the Greeks and Romans, and must be that of every free state.
-Thomas Jefferson
Spread my work ethic not my wealth.
Every citizen should be a soldier. This was the case with the Greeks and Romans, and must be that of every free state.
-Thomas Jefferson
Spread my work ethic not my wealth.