01-28-2009, 01:34 PM
Fretty Wrote:Wish granted, but you end up falling sexually in love with your inate gnome due to it's enhanced good looks. You get caught by your boss trying to give your gnome felatio, and it turns him on. Now you have to perform weekly "shows" for your boss in order to keep your job.
I wish my farts didn't smell so bad today.
Wish granted, your flatulence is for today perfectly odorless however it's now completely visible. Good luck blaming that one on the dog.
I wish I had more wishes.
"You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass." - Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto
Every citizen should be a soldier. This was the case with the Greeks and Romans, and must be that of every free state.
-Thomas Jefferson
Spread my work ethic not my wealth.
Every citizen should be a soldier. This was the case with the Greeks and Romans, and must be that of every free state.
-Thomas Jefferson
Spread my work ethic not my wealth.