09-12-2008, 03:32 PM
Golfer humour:
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After a day of playing golf, three avid golfers died in a car accident on their way home and go to heaven.
As they approach the pearly gates, one of them asks St. Peter, "Is this really heaven?"
St. Peter replies, "Yes it is. Welcome."
Then another golfer asks St. Pete, “Do you have golf courses here in heaven?"
St. Pete replies, "My child, this *IS* heaven. Of course we do. In fact, we have the best golf course you'd ever play in! There is only one rule though: don’t hit the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough laid before them is the greenest, most beautiful golf course they have ever seen. And, sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. Though they were curious about the ducks, they were even more excited to play golf and just as they are about to tee off, St. Peter reminds them, "Remember, don't hit the ducks"
As the first golfer lines up his shot and tees off, his ball flies and lands on the green but incidently hits a duck. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest old woman they had ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment for hitting a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!â€
The second golfer tried to be more careful with his shot but unfortunately, on the 18th hole, he accidentally hits a duck. And so, along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly woman. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first golfer.
The third golfer has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful. He manages to go months without hitting any ducks. Until one day St. Peter comes up to him with the most beautiful woman he has ever laid eyes on. Young, tall and with the body of a supermodel. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
Delighted, the golfer says, “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?!â€
The woman replies, “I don’t know about you, but I hit a duck!â€
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After a day of playing golf, three avid golfers died in a car accident on their way home and go to heaven.
As they approach the pearly gates, one of them asks St. Peter, "Is this really heaven?"
St. Peter replies, "Yes it is. Welcome."
Then another golfer asks St. Pete, “Do you have golf courses here in heaven?"
St. Pete replies, "My child, this *IS* heaven. Of course we do. In fact, we have the best golf course you'd ever play in! There is only one rule though: don’t hit the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough laid before them is the greenest, most beautiful golf course they have ever seen. And, sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. Though they were curious about the ducks, they were even more excited to play golf and just as they are about to tee off, St. Peter reminds them, "Remember, don't hit the ducks"
As the first golfer lines up his shot and tees off, his ball flies and lands on the green but incidently hits a duck. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest old woman they had ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment for hitting a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!â€
The second golfer tried to be more careful with his shot but unfortunately, on the 18th hole, he accidentally hits a duck. And so, along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly woman. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first golfer.
The third golfer has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful. He manages to go months without hitting any ducks. Until one day St. Peter comes up to him with the most beautiful woman he has ever laid eyes on. Young, tall and with the body of a supermodel. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
Delighted, the golfer says, “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?!â€
The woman replies, “I don’t know about you, but I hit a duck!â€
-Val
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