09-12-2008, 02:16 PM
Huh. When I first heard that joke, the policeman was an engineer. Guess things like that change over time.
There was a couple in high school. They'd been boyfriend/girlfriend for about a month and, as those things go, he was trying to persuade her to have sex. Finally she agreed; on the condition that he meet her parents first. So they set up a night where he'd have dinner at her house, then after they'd do it. They were both virgins and the boy was understandably nervous, and figured it would fall to him to bring a condom. But when he went to the pharmacy he was confused by the variety, until one of the pharmacists came over to help. He walked the boy through the different options, explained how to make a safe choice, and sent him on his way with a box. That night at the dinner table, the family bowed their heads to pray. The girl and her parents looked up, but the boy still had his head down, apparently intent on his prayers. Five minutes passed, then ten. At fifteen the girl leaned over and whispered "I had no idea you were so religious!" The boy whispered back "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
There was a couple in high school. They'd been boyfriend/girlfriend for about a month and, as those things go, he was trying to persuade her to have sex. Finally she agreed; on the condition that he meet her parents first. So they set up a night where he'd have dinner at her house, then after they'd do it. They were both virgins and the boy was understandably nervous, and figured it would fall to him to bring a condom. But when he went to the pharmacy he was confused by the variety, until one of the pharmacists came over to help. He walked the boy through the different options, explained how to make a safe choice, and sent him on his way with a box. That night at the dinner table, the family bowed their heads to pray. The girl and her parents looked up, but the boy still had his head down, apparently intent on his prayers. Five minutes passed, then ten. At fifteen the girl leaned over and whispered "I had no idea you were so religious!" The boy whispered back "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
You don't win the Game of Death by dying first. The name is misleading.