Time for a new phone...

[Grieve]

Sorry Grieve but absolutely no way I get an iPhone.

Despite this, you might want to walk into an Apple store and play around with the 5S. Reviews are out overnight, and they are almost universally stella, with most calling it the best smartphone available. Reviews of iOS7 are also out, and are raves. Even with an older iPhone, iOS7 makes it completely different phone (I've been using it for a few months).

As we're a more techie crowd, it's well worth checking out Anand Shimpi's review at Anandtech. He did extensive benchmarking, and found that it isn't just the fastest phone available, but it completely blows aways other phones. In most cases it's two or even three times faster than the Google Play version of the S4.

http://www.anandtech.com/show/7335/the-iphone-5s-review