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Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Jakensama - 06-14-2010 Vllad Wrote:Lets face it a 1-1 tie is not only boring it is idiotic. "Hello, You play to win the game!" NASCAR is the most popular "sport" in the US, and nothing is more boring than watching people drive around in a circle 300 times in hopes that maybe some wreck will happen. Seriously, as someone who used to tow the line and talk shit about soccer before watching it - I can say I tried to let my redneck NASCAR friends get me into it with an open mind, but upon watching I realized, it was indeed, just driving in a circle. Baseball is boring to most people in the world and had I not grown up with it, I would probably agree with them. Being boring does not prevent a sport from being popular in the US, marketing does. Since moving to Europe and watching real soccer as opposed to the shit we play in America which would qualify in a mediocre countries second league, I can see why it is popular. It certainly isn't my favorite sport by a long shot, but living here has made me open my mind to it and it certainly isn't as bad as the shit it gets. I do get annoyed by ties, though... Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Jakensama - 06-14-2010 Moristans Wrote:First of all, Baseball and Basketball have become international sports, for damn good reason. There is something in those games for everybody. Baseball and Basketball are indeed popular in places and have become somewhat "international sports", but to compare them to soccer as an international sport is silly. They have taken hold in niche markets. Most of the countries that are good in basketball internationally really have very little national interest in the sport, they just happen to have thrown together good fundamentals (especially in basketball where other countries teams play as teams and we field a court of prima donnas). Baseball is popular primarily in Latin America and Japan largely because of our development of those markets as recruiting leagues, but I wouldn't exactly call it an international sport. Quote:Has anybody ever heard a non-American Football fan (*cough"Europeans*cough*) talk about American Football and the level of ignorance they show for the game and the guys who play it? Most of my Euro friends who are actual football fans follow the game with far more knowledge than your average idiot at a bar who watches football. The ones here who actually have taste and acknowledge that college football is the greatest thing ever follow it enough to be very well versed in the intricacies of the game to the point where they can play me in NCAA on PS3 and actually know what defensive plays to call in what situations, something 98% of Americans I played the game with in college didn't understand the game enough to do. Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Jakensama - 06-14-2010 My biggest gripe about soccer is that the inventer of the vuvuyela deserves a bullet to the brainstem. Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Moristans - 06-14-2010 Quote:Most of my Euro friends who are actual football fans follow the game with far more knowledge than your average idiot at a bar who watches football. I meant people who aren't fans of American football. Anyway, most of my posts in this thread have been made with my tongue firmly embedded in my cheek. I live in Los Angeles, AKA, Latin America North. Hell, my alma mater had the best high school soccer team in the nation, coached by a guy I've known since 7th grade after the city dissovled practically every other youth sport because all anybody wanted to play was soccer. I think I can have an appreciation for soccer and still poke fun at it just like I can absofuckinlutely love American Football and still see the sillyness and, yes, contradiction in that game. Hell, I ran competitive track and field internationally. Talk about a boring assed sport only die hard fans can enjoy, another sport Euros absolutely eat up, so I'm not going to paint a picture about how people can't appreciate the poetry in a finely placed footfall on the track just because they find it boring to watch. Like I said, in the end, it's grown men playing boys games and getting paid stupid amounts of money for it. If that's not a reason to poke fun at it, I don't know what is. Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Breand - 06-14-2010 to whoever thinks baseball is losing popularity: http://www.cnbc.com/id/37692194/ Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Skelas - 06-14-2010 The definitive report on soccer: http://www.theonion.com/video/soccer-officially-announces-it-is-gay,17603/ Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Vllad - 06-14-2010 Skaag Wrote:I am starting to understand why The Purge usually doesn't last for more than a few months in any game. You see post after post of "how the game could be better". But the truth seems to be, some of you are just to stubborn and set in your ways to be bothered with learning something new or rather live in the past instead of adapting to change. You sure are making a lot of assumptions on my knowledge of Soccer. Funny I had no idea you knew what sports I have played in an organized fashion. Just possibly it isn't my ignorance as much as Soccer is just dull to watch. I know I have tried watching it since the 70's. You do realize that pro soccer has existed since the 70's in this country right? You also know that they have had organized leagues for youth, high school and college since I was a kid in the 60's right and going back to the 40's? Soccer isn't new to this country it has tried to sell us there crap for 6 or 7 decades. If it was going to catch on it would have already. People have been saying Soccer is going to catch on in America for the last 5 decades. Still waiting... Is it possible I am not the ignorant one here? You love it? Good for you. Compared to the major sports in America today it is completely dull and will never compete with the major American sports in this country. Well not until you make it more like Rugby anyway. Oh wait, why do that when you can just watch Rugby. It is a nitch sport like the Olympics and always will be in America. Vllad Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Jakensama - 06-15-2010 Soccers problem is marketing, not being inherent boring. NASCAR has proved if you polish a terd as much as you can get most of the South to eat something up. You would think with the European habit of having mullets would be a natural fit for the trailer park belt. Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Skelas - 06-15-2010 I do find it hilarious that some in this thread seem to think that a persons like or dislike of soccer is somehow a reflection of their level of intelligence or is indicative of some sort of ADD disorder. Funny stuff. Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Jakensama - 06-15-2010 He makes a good point that our instant gratification short attention span culture doesn't lend itself to Soccer marketing itself as well into sexy little edible bites. I don't think the ADD nature of our society is the root cause of soccers unpopularity, as that predates our modern ADD culture, but I certainly don't think saying later generations have short attention spans is an unfathomable observation on our fat instant gratification society. But thats an inpedement to soccer's adoption, it wasn't picked up in America for a myriad of historical reasons and now the market is saturated with sports that most of the world considers equally boring. Personally I prefer American football or baseball games as I can watch 3 simultaneously while getting wasted at a bar and I know when I can go to piss without missing something big. Of course, there are no good sports bars here to do that, which is why as soon as our license comes through we are opening our own. Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Dustie - 06-15-2010 I think this post prooves that the Purge can turn anything into PvP. We're kind of like dogs locked in a house with no food (no real game in the past year) -- after a while we start to eat the couch (forum PvP about Soccer and the US). Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Jakensama - 06-15-2010 Haha, Skelas just pissed on the carpet. Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Skelas - 06-15-2010 I'm gonna leave an upper decker at your sports bar Jakely. Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Jakensama - 06-15-2010 The tank in german toilets is built into the wall, you wont be able to get there - we thought this through when realizing as an expat bar we will often have drunk Englishmen infesting it. Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Moristans - 06-15-2010 Adrian Peterson would pwn Cristiano Ronaldo's face in a duel. Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Jakensama - 06-15-2010 The only thing AP is good at is breaking his neck on the one game they let his daddy out of prison to watch. Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Moristans - 06-15-2010 ...and selling Under Armour Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Dustie - 06-15-2010 Skaag Wrote:I am starting to understand why The Purge usually doesn't last for more than a few months in any game. You see post after post of "how the game could be better". But the truth seems to be, some of you are just to stubborn and set in your ways to be bothered with learning something new or rather live in the past instead of adapting to change. I think this is Skaag's subtle way of asking us to all go and re-read "Who Moved My Cheese?" http://www.whomovedmycheese.com/ I may write a new version called "Who moved my MMO?" Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Dustie - 06-15-2010 Moristans Wrote:Adrian Peterson would pwn Cristiano Ronaldo's face in a duel. With heal potions or not? Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Moristans - 06-15-2010 Quote:But thats an inpedement to soccer's adoption, it wasn't picked up in America for a myriad of historical reasons and now the market is saturated with sports that most of the world considers equally boring. And this pretty much sums it up. No sense in arguing about how Americans would love soccer as much as the Brazilians if we were just smarter or weren't pyschologically unstable. Our mentality gave us Football, Basketball, and Basball, three winners in my book. Maybe you are right. Maybe if you can figure out a way to polish the turd, it will sell, but it's pretty pointless trying to convince Americans it isn't a turd. If Soccer wants to compete for my entertainment dollar, it has to entertain. If the Premier League does it for you, more power to you. If I wanted my horizons expanded, I'll read a book. I watch the World Cup because it's America against the World. It's a spectacle every four years. Luckily, the games are in the morning so they don't compete with the Lakers-Celtics. Maybe if the Americans won, the game itself would be more interesting to Americans. Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Moristans - 06-15-2010 Quote:With heal potions or not? Hmmm, good point. Heal and Sta pots. No speed or Str buffs though. Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Jakensama - 06-15-2010 Look, i'll make this clear so we know for sure, here is a definative ranking of all televised sports in America from best to most boring and useless.. The fact that ratings don't correspond with this just reinforce the stupidity and inferiority of the American populace to me. College football Baseball College Basketball Golf Poker NFL (The TV timeouts make live NFL games incessantly boring which gets it knocked down - along with having the dumbest overtime rule on the face of the planet.. sudden death with a coin flip is worse than ties. Additional points are lost for positioning the games on Sundays and Mondays thus ensuring hangovers if they are properly viewed with at least 6 beers per quarter.). Soccer NBA (Both NBA and College Basketball are only good during playoffs, but the 18 month long NBA playoff season gets it docked several spots). Ice Soccer (NHL) MMA Boxing Wrestling Reality TV Mexican Game Shows Infomercials NASCAR Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Skelas - 06-15-2010 Jake is a terrorist, he hates America. Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Jakensama - 06-15-2010 As an American, I am far too lazy to be a terrorist. Re: Ole, Ole Ole Ole! - Moristans - 06-15-2010 No, he's just been living in Europe too long. Come back home Jake, come back home... |