Whats your battle cry ....

[Andorah]

This is funny.

Go to this page:

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and enter your name (first, middle, last, whatever) and it will give you a short intro sentence and then your battle cry. Copy and paste it listing the name you entered followed by your battle cry (you don't need to include your intro sentance) ... so we can all see

Andorah ~ "As sure as predators devour prey, I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!"
Edit: had to add it ~ if you do andorah in all lower case ~ "I'm going to hump you like a rabid gangsta bitch!"


Myztra ~ "In the name of malice, skulls will be fucked for Satan!!"

Tara ~ "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I pillage like a mad dog who can only get madder!"

[Valenesca]

Valenexxa - "For the love of beatings, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!"

Valenesca - "I'm going to bruise you until you are unable to sit properly!"

RL name - "You in some shit now, muhfuh! I shall avenge my ancestors!" :lol:

[chickenlips]

chickenlips - "As sure as predators devour prey, I plunder like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"

unundead - "I'm going to contort you with such disregard for common sense, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"

Jamie - "Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!!"

[Morideth]

Morideth - "I'm going to bruise you until you're translucent, and roll you in creamy neugut!!!"

Trent - "I'm going to contort you all the way to Wiener Neudorf!!"


I'm so going to use the top one for an assist call now. That is great.

[dilznic]

dilznic: "I'm going to pulverize you until you're a parapalegic, and dip you in uranium!!!"

Mike: "I'm going to hump you until you smell like barbeque, then make toast!!!"

I noticed that capital letters make a difference.

[OrsunVZ]

Orsun: "Ares, God of War, be praised! I desecrate like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!!"


Nick (rl name, and I swear this is what it said):

Who is that, skulking along the desert! It is Nick, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a cruel howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hump you until you bleed puke!!"


this thing is friggin' accurate. I can't begin to tell you how many times I've said that! AMAZING!

[Thudz]

Abramz - "For the love of beatings, I slice through beating hearts like a mad dog who can only get madder!!!"

Thudz - "I'm going to brutalize you so utterly, you will polymorph into Vlad the Impaler!"

[Rallick]

Rallick - "I'm going to brutalize you until you have puppies, and roll you in creamy neugut!!"

Marten - "I'm going to spank you to the moon and back!!!"

[Andorah]

Marten - "I'm going to spank you to the moon and back!!!"

so is that what happens if I keep playing with my sock!

[Vanraw]

Maull "Is that a sock in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I shall discombobulate the entire world!"

[Mortalsin]

mortalsin ~ Zang! Who is that, rampaging on the wasteland! It is Mortalsin, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a spectacular roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to flog you until you scream like a banshee, and grin like a fucking maniac!!!

Vince ~ Zang! Who is that, skulking out of the cliffs! It is Vince, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He cries ominously:

"I'm seriously going to fuck you into your own personal hell!!!"

Wow that is pretty accurate.....

[Iluyzhat]

Dennis - "I'm going to fuck you for such a long time, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!!"

Iluyzhat - "I'm going to bludgeon you until you taste like chicken!!"

But, this one is TRULY the most realistic Battle Cry I could imagine someone in real life screaming:
Zhatsback - "I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!!"

[Zouji]

My battle cry is, "Lawl its teh purge!"!

But from the site it is Zouji - "I'm going to fuck you until you are unable to sit properly!"

Krunksmash - "I'm going to make you cry like the bitchiest bitch!!!"

and for RL - "I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!" :lol:

[Karne]

Karne = "I'm going to torment you into a fine spicy powder, and throw you out the window!"

[Breand]

Breandan - "I'm going to bludgeon you harder than God thought possible!"

Breand - "I'm going to bruise you into a fine spicy powder!"

RL name - I'm going to contort you until you bleed out your eyes!!"

[Tarnek]

Tarnek - "I'm going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!!!"

ROFL

Andy - "I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !"

[GreenTurnip]

SPOON!

[Valenesca]

Andy - "I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !"

You win the geekiest battle cry award.

[grizzle]

Grizol:

Zang! Who is that, sprinting on the tundra! It is Grizol, hands clutching a burning branch! He cries gutterally:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until your mortal mind doth snap!!"



grizol:

Who is that, rampaging out of the mountains! It is Grizol, hands clutching a mighty sword! He howls mightily:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I destroy all in my path until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"


Kriticos:

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging along the mountains! It is Kriticos, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He howls apocalyptically:

"I'm going to spank you in such an inhumane manner, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!!!"


kriticos:

Lo! Who is that, running across the cliffs! It is Kriticos, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He roars homicidally:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I sow darkness and discord like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"





And the best one of all - I SWEAR I did not make this up - with Rafkin:

Skulking through the tarmac, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Rafkin! And he gives a booming roar:

"I'm going to make tacos with your corpse!"

[Abramzz]

Abramzz ~ "I'm going to pulverize you until there are no limbs left to break!!"

I like this one! YAR!

[Sneakybone]

Zang! Who is that, running on the wasteland! It is Sneakybone, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He howls homicidally:

"This one's for you, mom! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!"

[Zeeroh]

"I'm going to torment you backwards in time, and throw you out the window!!!"

[Isbalin]

So using Mark I got:

Striding over the hotel lobby, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Mark! And he gives a low roar:

"In the name of malice, I carve into flesh like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"

Buzzsaw hands! Fear me!

Isbalin

[Moristans]

Moristans:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!!"

Not as cool as my rl name:

"I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!!"

[Cz]

Enzminger: "I'm seriously going to pound you until you can no longer smell pretty things!!"